I found this on one of my favorite blogs, Stupid Evil Bastard, and he found it at Friendly Atheist. It has taken me a couple of months to actually complete the list and post it, but here are my results.
How serious do you take your atheism?
Let’s find out.
Copy and paste the list below on your own site, boldfacing the things you’ve done. (Feel free to add your own elaboration and commentary to each item!)
1. Participated in the Blasphemy Challenge.
2. Met at least one of the “Four Horsemen” (Richard Dawkins,
3. Created an atheist blog. - I am going to count my blog taboo-topics as an “atheist blog,” since I created it specifically to rant against religion & politics.
4. Used the Flying Spaghetti Monster in a religious debate with someone.
5. Gotten offended when someone called you an agnostic. - I actually prefer the term agnostic over atheist, but “freethinker” is my favorite term for our ilk.
6. Been unable to watch Growing Pains reruns because of Kirk Cameron. - I never watched Growing Pains, because it just seemed like another ridiculous family sit-com. Even if Kirk Cameron was a Satanist I wouldn’t watch it.
7. Own more Bibles than most Christians you know. - This is true. And I do not know many Christians that actually read the bible either. I think that they prefer to have it interpreted for them.
8. Have at least one Bible with your personal annotations regarding contradictions, disturbing parts, etc.
9. Have come out as an atheist to your family. - I’ve told my parents after attending two Freedom From Religion conventions. If my family actually took the time to read my blog then it would be obvious to them.
10. Attended a campus or off-campus atheist gathering. - I have periodically attended the popular Seattle Atheists Meetup.
11. Are a member of an organized atheist/Humanist/etc. organization. - I am a proud member of the Freedom From Religion Foundation.
12. Had a Humanist wedding ceremony. - Our ceremony was performed by a local justice of the peace, and there were no religious elements. It was also attended by my atheist in-laws.
13. Donated money to an atheist organization. - Besides being a member of FFRF I have donated money to their legal efforts.
14. Have a bookshelf dedicated solely to Richard Dawkins. - I cannot say that Dawkins has his own shelf in my library, but I do have a couple of shelves dedicated to his and other atheist writings.
15. Lost the friendship of someone you know because of your non-theism.
16. Tried to argue or have a discussion with someone who stopped you on the street to proselytize.
17. Had to hide your atheist beliefs on a first date because you didn’t want to scare him/her away. - Actually, my first date with my wife was at a religious themed restaurant (I mistakenly thought it was vegetarian), where she proudly announced that she was an atheist (besides being a vegetarian.) At the time I hadn’t quite rid myself of Christian beliefs.
18. Own a stockpile of atheist paraphernalia (bumper stickers, buttons, shirts, etc). - I wouldn’t say that I own a “stockpile,” but I have a few items.
19. Attended a protest that involved religion.
20. Attended an atheist conference. - I have attended the annual FFRF conference for the last two years, and I plan to make it an annual event. This year it will be in Seattle, so I can save on travel costs.
21. Subscribe to Pat Condell’s YouTube channel. - I have heard the name, but have yet to check out his work.
22. Started an atheist group in your area or school.
23. Successfully “de-converted” someone to atheism.
24. Have already made plans to donate your body to science after you die. - I have been entertaining the idea. Recently our county decided to charge an extra fee for folks who choose to be cremated. That’s just wrong. I was planning on giving any surviving family member the pleasure of scattering my ashes illegally in some state park, so I’m still thinking about the “donating the body” idea.
25. Told someone you’re an atheist only because you wanted to see the person’s reaction.
26. Had to think twice before screaming “Oh God!” during sex. Or you said something else in its place.
27. Lost a job because of your atheism.
28. Formed a bond with someone specifically because of your mutual atheism (meeting this person at a local gathering or conference doesn’t count).
29. Have crossed “In God We Trust” off of — or put a pro-church-state-separation stamp on — dollar bills.
30. Refused to recite the Pledge of Allegiance.
31. Said “Gesundheit!” (or nothing at all) after someone sneezed because you didn’t want to say “Bless you!”
32. Have ever chosen not to clasp your hands together out of fear someone might think you’re praying.
33. Have turned on Christian TV because you needed something entertaining to watch. - I don’t watch Christian TV as much as I used to, but once in a while I still tune it in for the entertainment. I used to love watching Kathryn Kuhlman, while getting “baked” with friends. She seemed to be on heavier drugs than we were. Now that was entertainment!
34. Are a 2nd or 3rd (or more) generation atheist.
35. Have “atheism” listed on your Facebook or dating profile — and not a euphemistic variant.
36. Attended an atheist’s funeral (i.e. a non-religious service).
37. Subscribe to an freethought magazine (e.g. Free Inquiry, Skeptic) - I haven’t subscribed yet, but I buy Free Inquiry, Skeptic, and Skeptical Inquirer Religiously(?!), so I’m going to say yes.
38. Have been interviewed by a reporter because of your atheism.
39. Written a letter-to-the-editor about an issue related to your non-belief in God.
40. Gave a friend or acquaintance a New Atheist book as a gift.
41. Wear pro-atheist clothing in public. - I have an atheist shirt with the logo in the style of the Oakland Athletics, which I wear periodically. But I am conscious of where I will be wearing it on that day.
42. Have invited Mormons/Jehovah’s Witnesses into your house specifically because you wanted to argue with them. - I haven’t wanted to argue, but I’m planning on buying some nontracts from FFRF to give them when they arrive with their brochures.
43. Have been physically threatened (or beaten up) because you didn’t believe in God.
44. Receive Google Alerts on “atheism” (or variants).
45. Received fewer Christmas presents than expected because people assumed you didn’t celebrate it. - My wife and her atheist parents are always very generous at Christmastime.
46. Visited The Creation Museum or saw Ben Stein’s Expelled just so you could keep tabs on the “enemy.” - I would like to visit the Creation Museum just for the laughs, but I don’t think I could stomach watching Expelled.
47. Refuse to tell anyone what your “sign” is… because it doesn’t matter at all.
48. Are on a mailing list for a Christian organization just so you can see what they’re up to…
49. Have kept your eyes open while you watched others around you pray.
50. Avoid even Unitarian churches because they’re too close to religion for you. - I still do not understand attendance of Unitarian churches among freethinkers. I think maybe they miss the rituals and social aspects of churchgoing. To me it is still a church, and I relate churches to religiosity, so I’ll abstain.
I scored 12 out of 50, which I guess means that I am not a "hardcore atheist." I'm okay with that. About the only thing I'm hardcore about these days is parenting. Everything else takes second place.
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